A priest, a shrink, and Santa Claus walk into a nightclub this week as we slip into the grimy 1995 cyber-thriller "Strange Days"! Only '90s kids have repressed this! Check out the new show on the JE

Fire up your macerators and get ready to jack on as we upload our review of The Matrix: Resurrections! We still know kung fu! Check out the new show on the JET Network, Sailor Noob! http://www.twitt

We're in the swing this week as we review Spider-Man: No Way Home! 1957! Check out the new show on the JET Network, Sailor Noob! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor Celebrate guilty pleasure movies

Get your buckets on and get ready for a high-G maneuver as we talk the final season of The Expanse! Oh, Ringo! Check out the new show on the JET Network, Sailor Noob! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sai

Get everybody and the stuff together 'cause it's our Patreon show and we're saying nice things about Netflix's live-action Cowboy Bebop! #defundNetflix Check out the new show on the JET Network, Sai

This week, we take aim at the new Disney+ series "Hawkeye"! Netflix is a digital landlord! Check out the new show on the JET Network, Sailor Noob! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor Celebrate guilt

Big wheel keeps on turnin' this week as we review the new Amazon high fantasy series, "The Wheel of Time"! It's so self-serious it sinks itself! Check out the new show on the JET Network, Sailor Noo

We're bringing all the Disney/Marvel news that's fit to cast this week, plus a review of X-Men '92's "Night of the Sentinels!" Straight chef's kiss! Check out the new show on the JET Network, Sailor

This week, we reward(?) our patrons by reviewing the 1974 classic (also ?) Zardoz! And we talk about Eternals, which is basically the same movie. Stop doxxing cats. Check out the new show on the JET

This week, we try to get things Wright as we review Last Night in Soho and the documentary The Sparks Brothers! There's more patches than innertube! Check out the new show on the JET Network, Sailor