Ever wanted to know how the classic 80âs sci-fi horror film âThe Thingâ would sound as a radio play, via the Philippines? No?! Well Jake and Simon have answered that question for you! Watch the video here. 

As we lurch into episode 8, Jake gives you a taste of what its like to visit the Sydney Royal Easter Show as an adult (hint: it tastes like crap).

Simon mercilessly shitcans another submission from listener Tim in what is fast becoming a new segment, and gives some pointers on finding credible news sources.

All your beloved favourites are there too: The Ork Awards, How Low Will You Go, The Devil's Advocate - and Jake plays some more fucking Heartbreak High clips.

The boys also gived revered Aussie bush poet, Banjo Patterson a bollocking, 'cause lets face it - his poems are heaps shit.

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