Today we have our first female guest, we discuss sous vide, Collin's wet cell phone story and why he's in jeopardy of losing his millennial card, old people creating absurd amounts of Facebook profiles, Beth's weird connection to Morgan Freeman, crowdsourced medical diagnosis, why companies "can't" match a salary to keep you from leaving but have no problem paying you that wage coming back as an external employee, stupid car stories, and trivial things that bother us!