We put our dream jobs on the table for discussion and travel back in time for just five minutes to change one thing in our lives. We compare girlfriend stalker stories and rule unanimously in favor of Mary Ann being hotter than Ginger. Here’s the link to the bizarre story about the Japanese dude who shape-shifts into a turkey. The amazing story we covered about the woman stranded on an island for seven years turned out to be just a bit too amazing. It’s a hoax. Thanks, dick.