A guy used big dildos to play timpani for Wayne Newton. Banjo is the worst. These wisdoms come from two of my favorite Las Vegas women, who are terrific musicians in this city packed with professional musicians. Beth Lano plays French horn and other instruments, and she does PR, radio and voice-overs. And Ginger Bruner plays tuba and other instruments, including in the popular band Killian's Angels, and is a serious photographer and media pro, no less. Follow Beth here (facebook.com/beth.lano). Follow Ginger here (facebook.com/ginger.bruner). Follow me here (facebook.com/elfmonster). Don't forget to follow yourself.