Distractions
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Latest Episodes
Hooked on Jones
We're back and we can't stop talking about Osmosis Jones?! Also, Mal is scent training, Drew got that ice cold vaccine, Brenna would totally sell her poop, and James crushes ice in the background.
A Woman in a Bush
The gals discuss scenarios that turn them into Karens, Mal vows to get herself a boyfriend in 2021, and Brenna gets herself put on the Air BnB no fly list.
Covid Toes
We're back! It was a long winter break and boy do we have updates. Comin' at you with the Big Nell Energy!
Raccoon
The gals give Brenna a good old fashioned pump up before diving deep into Mal's DMs. Be sure to visit the dungeon on your way out!
Grinch Butt
The gals chill out and discuss Christmas plans, movies, and the perils of Instagram ads.
Tech Neck
Do the gals talk about diarrhea again? Why yes they do. But they also talk about bangs, butts, and bad posture.
Merch Queen
The gals mentally prepare themselves for a weird thanksgiving. Also, Mal's in an exciting relationship with her colon, and Brenna is the best friend ever.
Dysentery Is No Joke
Well, it's been a crazier than expected couple of weeks, so the gals have a nice old fashioned debrief.
Girl No: A Clip Show
No new ep this week, but we're here to calm your election night jitters with a special treat. Enjoy the best and craziest stories by the one, the only, THEE Mallory. Girl, Yes!
Pump Up Hymn
We got a long one! The gals chat about the impending apocalypse and *dramatic head turn* REBECCA before revisiting their embarrassing childhood selves.