It's the early 19th century and a handsome single chap with loads of dosh has moved in just round the corner. There's only thing to do: gossip.Dust off your reading cape, iron your finest party hat and check the tires on your chaise because we&a

We wanted it to be on. We waited for it to be on. Now it's actually on, and it might be better if it was off. Can we change our minds?Last week we were left desperately hanging from the literary cliff, and this we're boldly letting go. Join us a

Where once there was fog, or maybe dense mist, but probably definitely fog, now there lies smoke. Like an incredibly dense super-fog, the smoke hides all it touches... Has the averagely tall Napoleon's dastardly plan paid off? Is everyone dead? Will

The fog was thick. Thick as a thick, thick bowl of fog soup. Everywhere young Nicky Rostov turned he saw the dense white of the horrible thick fog. It was like being inside a pie made entirely of milk.  "Hello!" he shouted "It's me Nic

Yeah we're doing this again...We're sorry, OK! We were so sure it was on before and so we said it was "on" but then it wasn't "on" and then this episode happened and at the end we were both like, "oh boy, it really

Diary - I've simply got to tell you! Something incredible has happened. Are you ready??? I actually MET the emperor today, the real Russian emperor, and it was A-MAZ-ING!!! Here's what happened... I was standing around on the road feeling MAD ab

Oompa loompa doompety dooWe've got a perfect chapter for youOompa loompa doompety dorisThis one is sort of all about BorisWhat do you get when you want a sweet job?Stories of Emperor's dropping their stuffWho is the short man shifty as hell?Stan

These days we think nothing of receiving a sick gif from great grandma Bing, or a wicked TikTok from second uncle Pepe. There's no limit to the number of dope memes pinging live into our notification zones, hot and fresh from friends far and wide. Ba

Might Mary maybe marry? And Anatole... an angel awaits?Naysayer Nasty Nick needs "NO!"Tikhon turnip turtle train... OK, enough of the amazing alliteration. There's mystery aplenty in this week's episode: someone has a tail, there'

Dearest Listener,You are cordially invited to the 1805 FATHER OF THE YEAR awards, recognising some of the most incredible, selfless and thoughtful fathering from the past twelve months. Taking place at the famous Sad Mansion, this year's gala will be