I never thought I’d say this but thank god for Jar Jar Binks! He’s the only one on this dour who mural cracks a smile.
As we all brace for the end of a decade-long Star Wars fast and properly fortify our emotions (lest we be blindsided they way we all were during the infamous Summer Of ’99) it’s important that we take stock of the 6 episodes that have led us, for better or for worse, to THE FORCE AWAKENS.
On this week’s episode we basically get all of our collective Star Wars baggage out on the table, purge our respective resentments, and look forward to a potential salvation in the form of J.J.’s upcoming opus.
“That boy way our last hope” Kenobi once said (presumably referencing George Lucas).
“No, there is another” Yoda demurred (obviously referring to a certain bespectacled franchise savior).
In less than 48 hours we’ll know how this all shakes out…