We discuss one of the more well known visual novels, "Hatoful Boyfriend", AKA pigeon dating sim.

It only took three episodes before we broke our one rule. That's right we play a sex game. And not just any sex game, a gay themed one called "Coming Out on Top". Jean-Luc goes for the picture perfect ending while Matt horndogs his way though college, and

We play "Paca Plus", the only game that actively promotes Human on Alpaca sex. Jean-Luc marvels at the game's "interesting" English translation, Matt embraces his alpaca fate dooming us all, and GOD DAMN IT ED ITS AN ALPACA NOT A LLAMA.

In this premiere episode, we take a trip to Japan with "Go Go Nippon! My First Trip to Japan." Jean-Luc learns about the Tokyo train system, Matt wishes he was playing something else, and Ed HATES AKIRA. It’s all downhill from here.