Daniel is bald, Jeremy is back from California, and we’re back with the clean-comedy podcast!
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When you hate someone so much you want to rip out their hair—LOCKS OF LOATHE.
A simple call is all it takes, and an unlucky leprechaun will prance to your enemy’s location and pull out their hair while creepily whispering your name.
Locks of Loathe can’t guarantee your satisfaction, but we can guarantee your enemy will know your name!
Random Noodle Updates
Daniel broke a Chick-Fil-A employee! Try it yourself. Instead of saying, “Thank you,” try saying, “It is my pleasure to be served by you.”
Jeremy experienced San Francisco’s finest (and maybe most expensive) breakfast sandwich!

Our Notorious Noodlers!

* Lisa Rutledge (new)
* Chris Cullnane (new)
* Emily Adamson
* Peter Chapman
* Aaron Hughey
* Scott
* Matthew Hinman
* C Gibbons
* John Shaffer

Featured story: Daniel is now bald!
Daniel talked about his shaved-head experience. Plus, Daniel has his “ugly puritan shirt” back!

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