Well hello there! I know I always use the excuse of being busy for not updating here, but I truly was! So let me tell you what I've been doing.

A few weeks ago, Britney Brody came to visit me from her home in Colorado. We hung out, I beat her ass a few times, and we made some content. So I'll be uploading some yummy, hot, sexy, fetish video clips in the near future. Look out for them. Make sure you visit her site and leave her some love!

I also had to spend time with family and friends for Friendsgiving. (I do not like calling it thanksgiving, because if we were truly thankful as to how the Amerindians treated the pilgrims, we wouldn't have/be treating them like dog shit.) As usual, there was way too much food, and too much hanging out with family and friends that you would normally not. That's pretty much what "thanksgiving" is. . .getting together with folks you've been avoiding the other 364 days out of the year. I can pretty much pass on this particular holiday and it's easy for me to say because I work for myself. I understand how other people might want to keep it because it's a day off of work. . .unless you work for a shitty retailer and that is a whole 'nother blog.

I'm also busy planning for my holiday play party. I'm anticipating close to 50 people at my studio. We will do gift exchange and have lots of food as usual. I'm debating if I should string xmas lights or not. It's kind of distracting having multi-colored lights flashing in your eyes as you beat a sub. I'll probably not do the lights.

So you boys know that xmas is this month. Let me clear up some confusion here, because we go through this every year. Getting me xmas gifts is NOT an option. Don't come crawling to me in January after xmas is over as if you "got away" with anything. It's going to actually cost you *more* if you go that route. Miss xmas and the minimum you will pay me to get back on speaking status is $500. That is the minimum. So do yourself a favor, act like you have some manners, and plan to get me a super nice xmas gift. I'll make it easy by posting a link to my wishlist. WISHLIST LINK. Not only that, I'll lose respect for you as well. So just DO THE RIGHT THING THE FIRST TIME!

As I've stated previously in this blog, I have new contect/clips coming out! So keep your eyes open on my twitter and blog and check out my store and clips4sale often! If you haven't signed up for my newsletter, you might want to do that because often times I include discount codes and special unreleased content for subscribers.

Want to say hi! or engage in stimulating (not THAT kind!) conversation? Call me. If I'm not available, you can always request an appointment. I'm amenable to that. Just make sure you thoroughly read what the phone line is about. Don't try to get chatty on an ignore line and don't come at me with some "nasty talk" on a discussion line. I take calls on NITEFLIRT and VERIFIED CALL.

Finally, I have openings for local video talent. Check out the application and apply if you feel that you are the one!

This is it for now, be good, stay warm and. . . .NO WANKING!