Two creative souls perpetually out of sync. (A TRUE STORY)

Sometimes our senses of sight and taste don’t see eye-to-eye. (A TRUE STORY).

RGH attempts to purge his speech of cringe-worthy dialect. (A TRUE STORY)

RGH reveals how to derive maximum enjoyment from watching television. (AN ESSAY)

Might “It’s a Wonderful Life” be the best movie ever made? RGH thinks so.

For RGH, the lunch break was just as trying as the rest of the school day. (A TRUE STORY)

Intimidation, mind games, and cut-throat Intellivision competition. (A TRUE STORY)

Freedom on a recumbent three-wheeler. (A TRUE STORY)

The inevitable nadir of our nation’s biggest shopping day. (A MADE-UP STORY)

That sinking feeling when you know you’re about to die. (A TRUE STORY)