Noobs & the Whovian
This is the one where the Doctor & fam get accused of witchcraft, get ducked, and learn that trees are more important than we might think.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions get a package from space amazon and don’t pop the bubble wrap. And they blow up the whole facility and that one dude.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions do nothing and the story just unfolds around them. There aren't demons, there aren't assassins, and the only real conflict is between brothers.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions blow up, fight a black hole, give birth, pilot a ship with their mind, make up some diseases, and defend CERN with not phasers.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions let giant spiders suffocate to death, and not Trump shoots it because it better for ‘merica.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions go back in time to stop a released prisoner from fulfilling his lifelong dream of stopping Rosa Parks from stopping sectionalism on busses. And in turn become part of the original timeline.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions get picked up by 2 random pilots that are competing in a 7 galaxy race that ends on a planet that's made to kill you. And they both win.
This is the one where the Doctor, a guy who can’t ride a bike, a newbie cop, and two old people get attacked by a tooth face monster and a half living half tentacle light ball. And earth is not a hunting ground!
This is the one where the Doctor and the OG Doctor meet a soldier and a glass lady that teaches them the true meaning of life and then they die. But not before they save the soldier.
This is the one where the Doctor and Bill land on a 400 mile long spaceship, Bill dies and gets turned into a weird lookin cyberman, and Nardole gets stuck with the dumb humans. Also Bill didn't die, she got taken away by water girl TO SEE THE UNIVERSE!