Noobs & the Whovian

Noobs & the Whovian


Latest Episodes

126 Dark Water & Death in Heaven
October 25, 2020

This is the one where the Doctor and Clara chase after a psycho aka the girl in the shop aka the mistress aka the master… then robo zombies take over the world as the Doctor’s birthday present. Just for him to give it away.

125.5 Seventh Doctor Primer
October 23, 2020

This is the one where Jared introduces us to the Seventh Doctor as we get ready for Remembrance of the Daleks.

125 In the Forest of the Night
October 19, 2020

This is the one where the Doctor and Clara save the day by doing absolutely nothing. The trees save us with an airbag.

124 Flatline
October 11, 2020

This is the one where the Doctor and Clara help a grumpy old man with no imagination fight graffiti in the most sci-fi way possible!

123 Mummy on the Orient Express
October 05, 2020

This is the one where the Doctor and Clara fight a mummy… on a train… in spaaaaaace!

122 Kill the Moon
September 27, 2020

This is the one where the Doctor and Clara have a fight after NOT killing the moon, which is an egg, with a dinosaur in it? Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet recording for the last time… : It’s the No...

121 The Caretaker
September 20, 2020

This is the one where the Doctor becomes a janitor, and Mr. Pink finds out who Clara really is while saving the world after dooming it first.

120 Timey Wimey #13: Bill & Ted Face the Music
September 14, 2020

This is the one where two idiots go to the worst couples therapy ever and end up saving the world with the weirdest band ever.

119 Time Heist
September 07, 2020

This is the one where the Doctor and Clara and a mutant human and an augmented human break into an impregnable bank protected by a psychic slugbull and managed by Lara Croft!

118 Listen
August 31, 2020

This is the one where the Doctor and Clara hunt for a creature hiding in the corner of your eye except that it doesn’t actually exist.