Noobs & the Whovian

Noobs & the Whovian


Latest Episodes

138 Heaven Sent – Deja Vu
January 17, 2021

This is the one where the Doctor and Clara oh wait… just the doctor, Fight an evil ghost thing for like 4.5 billion years. Oh and he thinks it’s his Christmas gift.   Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet...

137 Face the Raven
January 10, 2021

This is the one where the Doctor and Clara kind of solve a murder mystery and don’t fight a quantum raven. Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet with a cool pet raven: It’s the Noobs and the Whovian!

136 Sleep No More
January 03, 2021

This is the one where the Doctor and Clara fight sentient eye crusties created by space sleep pods. And no one tries shooting the eye boogers.

135 The Zygon Invasion and The Zygon Inversion
December 27, 2020

This is the one where Doctor Disco and Clara stop a war between the Zygons and Humans for like the 15th time.

134 Timey Wimey #14 Interstellar
December 20, 2020

This is the one where Matthew McConaughey films the saddest Lincoln commercial ever. But for real this is the one Matthew McConauham and Catwoman save the human race by traveling through time and space.

133 The Woman Who Lived
December 13, 2020

This is the one where the Doctor and not Clara, but actually Lady Me fight space lions and talk about immortality. A lot.

132 The Girl Who Died
December 06, 2020

This is the one where the Doctor and Clara fight space vikings with electric eels and puppets. And the Doctor realizes who frowned him his face.

131 Under The Lake and Before The Flood
November 29, 2020

This is the one where the Doctor and Clara fight space ghosts while underwater and don't actually create a bootstrap paradox.

130 The Magician’s Apprentice & The Witch’s Familiar
November 22, 2020

This is the one where the Doctor, Clara, & Missy go to Skarro to meet with Davros! And Clara gets turned into a Dalek… again.

129 The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot
November 15, 2020

This is the one where the Doctor helps the Doctor, the Doctor, the Doctor, and the Doctor break onto the set of Doctor Who! Oh and steal their own costumes from a Doctor Who museum.