Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I’m confused. Who is the
monster in the museum? I mean obviously there’s a large creature rampaging
around. But, is that the actual monster, or is it the party? Who steals shit
watches from panicking people? Who thought it was a good idea to give a kid a
gun? I’m pretty sure we all know the real monster. However, in the meantime the
group has now attracted a huge creature that is some sort of mix of a bear,
lizard and a beetle. It appears to feed on people’s brains. Luckily, the party
has none. Somehow this creature is linked to the item that Nadir is looking
for. What is this monstrosity? How did no one notice it until now? How did
Nadir know that this thing was here based on a newspaper article? What’s going
on inside Richard Niple’s head? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
play with you for completely different experience!

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