Once I’d recovered from the laughter and Twitter melting down, the Maureen Dowd Cannabis Incident reminded me about marijuana stocks. It’s a passionate sector right now. As exciting as the prospect of fully legalized cannabis sounds (or not, depending on which way you swing), the stocks in this space should be categorically avoided. Kyle & I discuss the topic nonetheless.

Also on today’s show, we talk about ways to get exposure to Europe. It’s super boring, but it’s attractively priced and pays a better yield than the U.S. That’s not boring.

And if you’re a real thrill seeker, we discuss three different ways to play India. Yup, India. India is back, baby!