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Opening is excerpts from President Roosevelt's "Day of Infamy" speech to a joint session of Congress on December 8th, 1941.Where to find us:Patreon - Exclusive bonus episod

Beware Greeks bearing gifts...opening clip is from the show "Party Down"Where to find us:Patreon - Exclusive bonus episodes! In honor of Diddy and the multiple awful people in th

"What the fuck, dude, what is happening, bro" - Lucy"Eating the ass end of a dead rhino is a brand new sentence" -BrettWhere to find us:Patreon - Exclusive bonus episod

"I think they were saying she had a massive wide on." - Lucy"Am I subconsciously trying to live this movie in real life??" -BrettWhere to find us:Patreon - Exclusive bonu

Okay we have an Irishman and he is suddenly mental so Im like, of course he is. - LucyHell yeah, Mel Gibson may be a crazy ass racist, but goddamn does he like to kill English people. -BrettWhere to find us:Patreon

I just heard about this (slavery) it was bad! - LucyAlternate title for the movie - Who the fuck gave a CENSORED a goddamn gun?! -BrettWhere to find us:Patreon - Exclusive bonus episodes! Americ

"Forrest Gump caused the Watergate scandal and 9/11" - Lucy"Jenny dared to get involved in socialism and leftist politics, so her reward...AIDS" -BrettWhere to find us:Patreon

"I was crying, but very angry at the same time" - Lucy"The Notebook, or Emotional Manipulation: The Movie" -BrettWhere to find us:Patreon - Exclusive bonus episodes! "365 Da

"It was bad, the storytelling was rubbish, but it was better than Valentine's Day." - Lucy"Fifty shades of grey, or what happens when you put two uncharismatic actors, with no chemistry, together for a softcore BDSM romp with zero plo