Michael visits on the show and plays us music! :D :D 

Someone is getting divorced. Gym rants and a rant about head lice (because omg, wtf) -- all this and moooore! Happy 2017! 

ON TONIGHT'S EPISODE... Rachel discusses whether or not vitamin D has helped her seasonal depression, Jennifer Lawrence is still a B*$%& (according to Pam), and we touch on the topic of relationships AND MOOORE. 

Pam is back from Laos. She experienced a lot. Rachel was super annoyed by internet parents in her absence. Seriously, pull it together, internet parents. 

It's election night and Pam and Rachel actually had a bit of a serious conversation where they disagreed... -GASP- Facebook negativity is becoming too much for Rachel. Rachel found an old painting Pam made in 2001 and spoiler alert: Pam was emo. All...

Rachel and Pam go out (separately) this past weekend and remember exactly why they enjoy the 30 year old+ life. Rachel puts her snapchat info on Twitter and guys take exactly 1 second before messaging her. Ben Higgins won't shut up, and also, why was...

This is episode 50! We're impressed with our dedication. We're NOT impressed with the Kim Kardashian robbery costume or the Walmart Suicide costume. We're also not impressed with Justin Timberlake (we thought we were fans but it turns out we're not?),...

We're back from Manhattan and TTU lost. Pam had to throw her dress away, Topeka is dirty, and Tori Spelling is pregnant again. WHAT?! And the second debate was out of CONTROL. 

Low-key commenting on our friends FB drama -- who says you deserve the best?!, Kim K was robbed and people online were assholes about it, and creepy clowns are apparently a thing now. This was actual TRASH TALK, the way it's meant to be.