Melissa Time!

Melissa Time!


Latest Episodes

When You Wish Upon a World Economic Forum Dreams Come True
November 14, 2022

Today's topics: Old people at beaches D…

Ep10: Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana.
October 12, 2022

I talk about food (my favorite subject), pica, na

Ep9: Motivational Tip: Just Call Yourself a Stupid Little Bitch
October 06, 2022

I ramble about last weekend's festival in bisexua

Ep8: Star Trek: The Next Sob Story
September 28, 2022

I talk about failure and getting in my own way, p

Ep8: Star Trek: The Next Sob Story
September 28, 2022

I talk about failure and getting in my own way, p…

Ep 5: Zuckerburg More Like Fink-erburg (Look it Up)
August 31, 2022

Ep 5: Zuckerburg More Like Fink-erburg (Look it U…

Ep 13
November 10, 2020

IDGAF in this one homeslice, I go hard in the tai

Ep 12
October 28, 2020

I saved a bird and then flew away in this one, my…

Ep 11
October 05, 2020

yo i want a franken-steak asap bruh in this one, …

Ep 10
September 29, 2020

I'm channeling peggy bundy like a whore in this o…