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Patch #47 - Do You Need To Play Host For Your Housemate's Guests?
Performing the perfect scooch manoeuvre; what to do with a wet tram seat and playing host for your housemate's guests. Featuring Oh Wow, Really Good and Tim Allen. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as litt
Patch #46 - How Much Underwear Should You Pack For A Holiday?
In the first Patch for Season 4, Christian, Dion and Josh discuss packing for overseas holidays; when you should ask someone how their day's been and the efficacy of wearing a good looking, broken watch. Featuring special guests, Oh Wow of the Week, Scro
Live Patch #1: Should You Print Out Tickets For Live Events?
Recorded live from The Grace Darling Hotel on May 25 2019. For the first time in front of a live audience, Christian, Dion and Josh discuss being photogenic, printing out tickets for live events, washing down food with a drink and their 'pillow situation
Season 4 Trailer
Season 4 returns on Wednesday June 26! If you're craving some new WTP right now, head over to our Patreon for the FULL VIDEO of our first live recording from The Grace Darling Hotel in Melbourne (patreon.com/welcometopatchwork)
Patch #45 - Season 3 Retrospective (Part 2)
Our final episode for Season 3. Featuring an unfunny friend's hilarious response; Dion suffers the chimes of Christian's cascading alarms and the link between gifts and events. There are very limited tickets left for our live show on May 25...
Patch #45 - Season 3 Retrospective (Part 1)
Christian, Dion and Josh reflect on the Season 3 that was. Dissecting their poor hygiene, double dipping and learning to stack the dishwasher. Featuring very special guest, Microbiologist Mark to serve Welcome to Patchwork a petrie dish full of Season ...
Patch #44 - How Many Tissues Do You Pull From The Box? ft. Alex Dyson
With very special guest, Alex Dyson! Featuring Christian's failing green thumb, issues with tissues and hiding your spare keys for guests. Alex has a new podcast with Kyran Wheatley called Mirth! Alex and Kyran have also opened a pop up bar that...
Patch #43 - Do You Sign The Back Of Your Credit Card?
Christian takes a deep dive into smelling better, decoding washing machines and signing the back of credit cards. Plus Forgive Me Father, Oh Wow and of course, Really Good. If you're interested in signing up to Australia's newest digital ...
Patch #42 - Can You Refuse To Catch Up With A New Friend?
Christian sweats over his water bottle, refusing to catch up with new friends and Josh wonders how many reminders you need to give people before an event. Plus Quick Quiz, Oh Wow and of course, Really Good. If you're interested in signing up to...
Patch #41 - Is There A Limit To Partner Sleepovers?
Josh takes advantage of the facilities, skipping the queue and the limits to housemate sleepovers. If you're interested in signing up to Australia's newest digital only bank, search Up Bank in your app store and enter the promo code PATCH f...