Welcome To Patchwork

Welcome To Patchwork


Latest Episodes

Patch #57 - Should You Offer Your Bed To An Overseas Guest?
December 10, 2019

We’re YouTube Live streaming our episodes every second Thursday at 8PM (AEST) starting 30 April. Head to youtube.com/welcometopatchwork and hit subscribe (set a bloody alarm too cos you’ll forget lol). And fear not, we’ll still be releasing these episodes

Patch #56 - Does A Long Message Require An Equally Long Response?
November 26, 2019

We’re YouTube Live streaming our episodes every second Thursday at 8PM (AEST) starting 30 April. Head to youtube.com/welcometopatchwork and hit subscribe (set a bloody alarm too cos you’ll forget lol). And fear not, we’ll still be releasing these episodes

Patch #55 - Is It Better To Leave A Small Tip Or No Tip At All?
November 12, 2019

Welcome to Patchwork is performing 2 live shows at the 2020 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Sat April 4 & 18 at 2pm). Buy your tickets NOW! https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork Should you always close the door when you're in the toilet? Do dinne

Patch #54 - Should You Clean Up Whilst Cooking Or After The Meal?
October 15, 2019

Welcome to Patchwork is performing 2 live shows at the 2020 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Sat April 4 & 18 at 2pm). Buy your tickets NOW! https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork Christian, Dion and Josh dream about their dream change room, discus

Patch #53 - What Do You Owe Someone Who Gives You A Lift?
October 01, 2019

Welcome to Patchwork is performing 2 live shows at the 2020 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Sat April 4 & 18 at 2pm). Buy your tickets NOW! https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork Would you share your lottery winnings? How about if the ticket was b

Patch #52 - Should You Cut Off Someone Who Is Repeating A Story?
September 17, 2019

Welcome to Patchwork is performing 2 live shows at the 2020 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Sat April 4 & 18 at 2pm). Buy your tickets NOW! https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork Dion freezes under the pressure of an overflowing beer; cutting off

Patch #51 - Can An Object Save Your Spot In A Line?
September 03, 2019

Can you let yourself into someone's house? Can a personal item save your place in a queue? And how long can you leave that item there before you lose your spot? Will you pay for an audio guide at a gallery?    With special guests, Plate Or Bowl?, Sneezin

Patch #50 - How Many Chips Should You Take From A Packet Offered To You?
August 20, 2019

Dion reflects on 50 episodes with his favourite barber. How many chips should you take from a packet offered to you? Can you use the milk from a communal kitchen for cereal? With special guests, Scrolling Through Time, Forgive Me Father and Really Good.

Patch #49 - How Much Hospitality Do You Show A Tradie?
August 06, 2019

Did you go on theme park rides as a child? How long should you suck on hard candy? How much hospitality do you show a tradesperson?  With special guests, Oh Wow and of course, Really Good. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the pod

Patch #48 - Where Should You Use A Small Hot Towel?
July 23, 2019

Should you share roll on deodorant with someone else? Where should you use a small hot towel? Do you tuck in your sheets? With special guests, Scrolling Through Time and a new friend, Plate or Bowl. If you're enjoying our content and would like to suppo