Welcome To Patchwork

Welcome To Patchwork


Latest Episodes

Patch #4 - The Watermelon Diaries [Patchwork Classic]
September 24, 2020

This episode originally aired on 16 April 2017. Dion’s messy car, using the bathroom at work, talking to strangers, the holy trinity of Watermelon stories, eating food from stranger’s plates, stealing from supermarkets and dictators. With very special gu

Patch #25 - Curry, No Hurry [Patchwork Classic]
September 17, 2020

This episode originally aired on 11 April 2018. The Highs and Lows of Josh's Great Social Experiment, Murphy's Buttered Toast, the Future of Cigarette Packaging and Part 1 of another Christian epic, 'Curry, No Hurry.' With very special guests, Really Goo

Patch #69 - What Should A Tea Towel Be Used For?
July 14, 2020

Josh grows weary of Christian's incorrect use of tea towels. What should you store under your bed? Should you leave the fridge door open or closed when making multiple trips to the kitchen bench? Recounting things your parents forced you to do as kids. 

Patch #68 - Is It A Waste To Order Tea From A Cafe?
June 30, 2020

Should you sit in the front seat when riding in an uber? When does a stranger stop being a stranger? Should you ever order tea at a cafe? Patch 68 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series. With very special guests Oh Wo

Patch #67 - How Much Should You Tidy Up Before A Guest Arrives?
June 16, 2020

Lasagna, plate or bowl? How much should you clean up before a guest arrives? And Dion battles for corporate justice with another Rooibos Challenge. Patch 67 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series. With very special gu

Patch #66 - What Do You Consider When Describing Yourself?
June 02, 2020

Christian is roasted by Josh for his attempts to get 'cosy'; finding an answering to the question, 'tell me a bit about yourself?' and we discuss our chopping skills. Patch 66 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series. W

Patch #65 - How Many Lollies Can You Take From A Reception Desk Bowl?
May 19, 2020

How long can you leave left overs in the fridge? What are the justifications for having a big night? Should you take lollies offered to you at a reception desk? Do you need to ask permission? Patch 65 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwor

Patch #64 - Do Your Socks Need To Match?
May 05, 2020

Patch 64 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series. Josh recounts his unique birthday party experience; how much effort do you put into coordinating your clothes? do you bring your shopping inside in one trip? With very

YouTube Live Patch: How Should You Handle A Phone Call Drop Out?
May 03, 2020

Due to the cancellation of the 2020 Melbourne International Comedy Festival and consequentially, our live shows, we decided to record a very special show via YouTube Live on April 26. If you want to WATCH this special Patch, head to our YouTube channel vi

Introducing: 'At Home With Patchwork'
April 21, 2020

Patchwork is evolving with the times! Feeling isolated? Well, every Thursday fortnight 8pm AEST, (starting 30 April), stay 'At Home With Patchwork'. Christian, Dion and Josh will be live streaming each and every Patch on YouTube before the audio is releas