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Latest Episodes

Patch #80 - Is It OK To Leave A Live Performance Early?
April 27, 2021

Recorded LIVE on April 18, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Is it acceptable to leave a live event early? What should you do if you stop next to someone you know at the traffic lights? What are you responsib

Patch #79 - Do You Need To Stop Talking As A Waiter Places Cutlery At Your Table?
April 13, 2021

Recorded LIVE on April 11, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. What time does a host need to arrive to their event? Should you pause your conversation when a waiter begins to set your table? What's your favouti

Patch #78 - When Should You Eat With A Napkin On Your Lap?
March 30, 2021

When you should you lay a napkin on your lap? What is the best approach to haggling? What is your favourite type of ice cube? With very specials guests: Welcome to the Ad Break and, of course, Really Good Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcom

Patch #77 - What Are The Unique Circumstances That Warrant Swearing?
March 16, 2021

When do you need to respond to a group message? Are the circumstances when it is reasonable to swear? What are the worst items of clothing you are willing to wear out of the house? With special guests Wheel of Fortune Cookie, Sound Check (Australian Idol

Patch #76 - What's The Best Way To Clean Up A Broken Glass?
March 02, 2021

Josh explores Christian and Dion's preferred placeholder names; we discuss our preferred strategy for cleaning a broken glass off the floor; Christian laments his walking speed. With special guests, Welcome to the Ad Break, Patchword of the Day and Reall

Patch #75 - Do You Need To Ask Permission To Open A Car Window?
February 09, 2021

Christian, Dion and Josh play Patchphrase; Dion has a Bone to Pick with Christian's personal use of the Patchwork social media accounts; not knowing when to use moisturiser; borrowing from the local library; when do you open windows?  With very special g

Patch #71 - Can You Takeaway Uneaten Food From A Restaurant?
December 15, 2020

Are you a good recycler? Do you request to takeaway your uneaten food from a restaurant? Why do sportspeople avoid looking directly into the camera? Are you comfortable maintaining eye contact with others?    With very special guests Nursery Rhymes, Scro

Patch #70 - How Much Time Should Be Spent Preparing A Snack? (Melbourne Fringe Festival 2020)
December 01, 2020

Season 6 begins with a live recorded podcast for the Melbourne Fringe Festival! Are you particular about where things are left around the house? How do you react to cold water? Do you mind being wet? How much time should be spent preparing a snack?  Fea

Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 1) [Patchwork Classic]
October 08, 2020

This episode originally aired on 20 September 2017.  Christian tells us about his ethnic upbringing (again), we revisit gift-giving, Josh hosts a houseparty, a sketch that didn't make the cut, Monotoly returns, Sah Great and a different take on 'Really G

Patch #34 - How Long Should You Keep A Birthday Card? ft. Andy Lee [Patchwork Classic]
October 01, 2020

This episode originally aired on 24 October 2018. Featuring Andy Lee from the Hamish & Andy duo, discussing blinking in photos, birthday cards and the Andy-pasto. With very special guests Forgive Me Father, Mr Minute and Really Good. Want more Patchwork