Dion encourages thieves to steal his car; Josh takes a nap, fully clothed; we discuss the lengths we all go to when using up the last little bits of a product and we help another listener who calls in to the Patchwork Helpline.With very special guests, Copy Cat, and Wheel of Fortune Cookie.Also a new live show is announced - Melbourne Podcast Festival August 1st!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.