New craft beers; Orville the cat; Crazy news featuring a green thumb, a busy driver, a wedding guest, a celebrity divorce settlement, and sexy time.

New craft beers; using the Coronavirus to get out of going to work; and Crazy News featuring a not-so-Ed Sheeran, heated sheets, a not-so-happy birthday ending, a unique Valentine’s Day promo, and crack bites.

New craft beers; a cursing grandma; and Crazy News featuring a bag full of drugs, emotional support Trump, crime pays, burrito assault, and a Syphilis fool.

New craft beers; an offensive billboard; and Crazy News featuring a shrimp fight, emotional support beer, tomato assault, tinder for dispatchers, a panty thief, and a sexy leprechaun.

New craft beers; an angry bird, Chinese-English translation fails, and Crazy News featuring a pillowcase robber, parking lot pooper, frozen iguanas, another use for banana peels, a half-naked twerker, and a backyard burial service.

New craft beers; Cheesecake Factory ice cream; Crazy News featuring a vagina scented candle, a wet dog, a noisy bird, a persistent erection, a wet pipe dream, and a snowman.

New craft beers; New years resolutions; Crazy News featuring Chicken McNuggets, dog urine, a lottery ticket, defecating teacher, and an elderly prostitute.

New craft beers; We're going to be off for the holidays; Not So Secret Santa; Some of our favorite crazy news stories.

New craft beers; taco cleanse; Crazy News featuring a pizza, black market braces, sex on a sidewalk, a masturbating man, a bucket, and a San Francisco orgy.

New craft beers; the good and bad of Thanksgiving; Crazy News featuring a corpse, a crack pipe, a generous bank robber, a talented brother, a belly button, and pubic lice.