The Two Bobs episode 162 for Monday, September 13, 2021:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a White Russian Nitro from Left Hand. https://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/white-russian-nitro
* Robert had a The Child IPA from Unseen Creatures. https://untappd.com/b/unseen-creatures-brewing-and-blending-the-child/3639476
* Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @robertk328 or we’ll make a fur coat out of your cat.

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that time you lost your virginity: It won’t last long and it will leave you mildly disappointed.

* A naked woman drove a golf cart through a standoff in—you guessed it—Florida. https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/naked-woman-drove-golf-cart-through-armed-standoff-in-dunedin-deputy-says/
* This Dairy Queen customer was not having the restaurant’s mask policy so he did the only logical thing: whipped out his dick and pissed on the counter. https://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/mobile/dairy-queen-customer-urinates-at-counter-after-mask-dispute-on-vancouver-island-1.5567370
* An Omaha man stabbed himself in the leg while driving holding a knife and eating Taco Bell. https://omaha.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/omaha-man-stabs-himself-in-leg-while-driving-holding-knife-and-eating-taco-bell/article_08ed535c-0cd3-11ec-ac5f-33d712bb7ff2.html
* Yet another domestic violence case involving pasta. There’s literally nothing else to say at this point. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/another-pasta-battery-923518
* A Michigan man sued his parents for trashing his porn collection and won a $30,441 settlement. https://apnews.com/article/indiana-michigan-muncie-grand-haven-d52201655d54b71aa0d544245c1ecc97

* Sound familiar? We talked about this basement dweller back in April 2019 in TTB099: Smut Collection. Listen here: https://www.thetwobobs.com/099/

* A little old lady was arrested for stealing neighborhood cats and using their fur to make coats. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/little-old-lady-arrested-for-making-fur-coats-with-neighbors-cats/

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