The Two Bobs episode 159 for Monday, August 16, 2021:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Deleterious Double Oaked from Oddside. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22564/537673/
* Robert hit a home run with his Lemon Meringue Pie Secret Handshake Milkshake IPA from Drekker Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-secret-handshake-lemon-meringue-pie/2965827

* It’s important to note that this is Robert’s second 5.0 rating in a row on Untappd, ironic considering the amount of shit he gives Rob about his 5.0 ratings.

* Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @robertk328 or we’ll tell your loved ones that you sell used underwear on Only Fans.

* Some CRAZY NEWS changes your life forever. Some makes you view things in a whole new way. This week’s CRAZY NEWS will do none of those things, but you’ll love it if you have an underwear or fart fetish. Enjoy!

* The Villages, FL is like Disney World for old, nasty perverted geriatrics. One such visitor was arrested on DUI charges after getting lost and being pulled over…while driving a golf cart. https://www.villages-news.com/2021/08/09/visitor-arrested-on-dui-charge-after-getting-lost-in-golf-cart-in-the-villages/
* This chick makes $4,000 a month selling her used panties online. Glad those stimulus checks are being put to good use! https://www.ladbible.com/community/interesting-supermarket-worker-making-up-to-4000-a-month-selling-used-underwear-20210805
* BONUS: A woman who sells videos online of herself farting https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-woman-makes-4000-a-month-selling-videos-of-herself-farting-20210329
* This guy broke the blood alcohol content record. Call Guiness. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/drunk-driving/danzuka-dui-sentence-875012
* This guy pit off another motorist’s nipple during a bizarre road rage confrontation. https://cwbchicago.com/2021/08/man-bit-off-motorists-nipple-during-road-rage-clash-on-lake-shore-drive-prosecutors-say.html
* Only in Kentucky would a guy burn down his own home and then claim that God told him to do it. Alright, it could probably happen in Florida too…or Alabama…anywhere there are crazy people. There’s no getting away from it. https://www.fox19.com/2021/08/03/crews-battle-large-nky-fire/
* A woman in Alaska hid a bear trap in her vagina to get back at her cheating husband. https://worldnewsdailyreport.