The Two Bobs episode 155 for Monday, May 31, 2021:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Blood Orange Honey from Cheboygan Brewing Co. https://www.cheboyganbrewing.com/blood-orange-honey
* Robert had an Orange Vanilla Caramel (not carmel) Macchiato Stout from Old Busthead Brewing Co. https://www.oldbusthead.com/orange-vanilla-caramel-macchiato-stout    
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* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is almost as crazy as not getting vaccinated because you think the government is using it to track you. Spoiler alert! Nobody gives a fuck where you are, especially the President. Stop thinking you’re special.

* A dad gets upset at his daughter for not wanting pizza. And rightfully so! https://www.tampafp.com/florida-man-arrested-after-striking-daughter-with-a-slice-of-pizza/
* He's just not that into you. https://www.ksl.com/article/50173540/man-who-didnt-want-girlfriend-moving-in-with-him-burned-his-trailer-prosecutors-say
* When you don't have an HOA, sometimes you have to take the law(n) into your own hands. https://siouxlandnews.com/news/local/man-allegedly-sets-neighbors-house-on-fire-because-they-didnt-mow-lawn
* A place in Virginia is serving cicadas in their tacos, taking away the choice of crunchy or soft. https://nypost.com/2021/05/21/virginia-chef-serves-up-tasty-cicada-tacos/
* Sometimes you just gotta fling soiled dog pads at someone who isn't listening. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/dog-pads-collar-286319
* A 500 pound man sharts on a plane, with condequences even more horrific than you might imagine. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/500-pound-man-spread-coronavirus-to-372-passengers-after-wet-farting-in-airplane-during-flight-to-cancun/

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