The Two Bobs episode 132 for Monday, July 6, 2020:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Salted Caramel Porter from Pigeon Hill. https://pigeonhillbrew.com/retailers/
* Robert had a Beach Shack Blonde from Sycamore Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/sycamore-brewing-beach-shack-blonde/3573795
* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll plant stolen sperm in your car.

* Consuming alcohol improves cognitive wellness. We’ve already known this for quite some time but it’s nice to get confirmation from scientists and shit. https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/29/health/alcohol-cognitive-improvement-wellness/index.html
* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is almost as insane as Kanye West running for president.

* A Pennsylvania woman caused a disturbance in a McDonald’s then—naturally—removed her pants, ran into someone’s home, and stole a hairbrush. https://www.timesleader.com/news/714917/police-pants-less-woman-charged-after-disturbance
* A Nebraska man photographed wearing only a tool belt and a bra (and swim shoes; didn’t want to get splinters in his tootsies) is wanted by the local sheriff department. https://www.newschannelnebraska.com/story/42233200/polk-county-sheriff-looking-for-man-photographed-wearing-utility-belt-bra-and-carrying-long-knife
* Back to Pennsylvania…A man was busted with empty Busch cans, drugs, porno DVDs and [insert drumroll] a dildo! We know what you’re thinking: “Who drinks Busch and still has access to a DVD player?” Sick bastards, that’s who! https://coalregioncanary.com/2020/06/15/pennsylvania-man-busted-with-empty-busch-cans-drugs-porn-dvds-and-a-dildo/
* A 25-year-old, kind-on-the-eyes Florida woman was arrested wearing just a bra after purposely crashing her car into her ex-boyfriend’s truck after he ended their relationship. Judging by the mugshots he’s either really stupid or she’s really crazy. Our money is on crazy. https://www.bet.com/news/national/2016/07/14/-prisonbae--move-over-sarah-seawright--woman-arrested-in-just-a-.html
* A trio of BLM rioters were arrested for breaking into a sperm bank and stealing hundreds of samples. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/trio-of-rioters-arrested-for-breaking-into-sperm-bank-and-stealing-hundreds-of-samples/

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