The Two Bobs episode 126 for Monday, March 30, 2020:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Sticky Toffee Pudding Ale from Eagle Brewery, formally known as Well’s. Again, we’ve already had this beer on the show before. We blame the pandemic. https://eaglebrewery.co.uk/beers/sticky-toffee-pudding/
* Robert had a CBS from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/cbs/
* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll replace your hand soap with cheese.

* COVID-19 banter because we haven’t gotten enough of it lately.
* This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you wonder how society is going to make it through this pandemic. Here’s a hint: don’t do any of the things most of these dipshits have done.

* Woman discovers the bar soap she’s been using to wash her hands is actually a block of cheese. https://www.irishpost.com/news/woman-discovers-bar-soap-shes-washing-hands-days-block-cheese-181710
* This Instawhore thought it would be a good idea to lick a toilet seat to prove that she’s a complete fucking moron. Mission: Accomplished. https://www.businessinsider.sg/girl-films-herself-licking-plane-toilet-seat-coronavirus-challenge-video-2020-3
* Oregon police have asked the public to stop calling 911 when they’ve run out of toilet paper. https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-police-public-stop-calling-911-toilet-paper
* A Portland strip club closed due to coronavirus opened a curbside food delivery service called “Boober Eats”. https://www.inquisitr.com/5950409/portland-strip-club-boober-eats/
* A man is hospitalized for believing eating toilet paper would cure him from coronavirus.https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-hospitalized-after-he-believed-eating-toilet-paper-could-cure-him-from-coronavirus/
* Chinese authorities have confirmed that patient zero had sex with bats. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/covid-19-chinese-health-authorities-confirm-patient-zero-had-sex-with-bats/

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