The Two Bobs episode 114 for Monday, October 21, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob had a Screamin’ Pumpkin from Griffin Claw. https://untappd.com/b/griffin-claw-brewing-company-screamin-pumpkin/434816
* Robert enjoyed a Caramel Macchiato Stout from Old Bust Head Brewing Co. https://www.oldbusthead.com/caramel-macchiato-stout
* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll have you impregnated by aliens.

* Another asshole on the internet invented an offensive pizza concoction. https://www.delish.com/food-news/news/a55692/candy-corn-pizza/
* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is just like that time you passed out drunk in college and your asshole hurt the next morning. You know what probably happened but you’d rather not think or talk about it.

* A man with his own name tattooed on his neck was arrested after giving the cops a fake name. https://www.wandtv.com/news/man-with-his-own-name-tattooed-on-his-neck-arrested/article_e54180dc-ee97-11e9-9b49-b7632a872c1c.html
* A Florida man named Samuel L. Jackson was accused of threatening a police officer. If he were the real Sammy J. that cop wouldn’t have lived to tell about it. https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/florida-man-named-samuel-l-jackson-accused-of-threatening-cop
* Florida woman was accused of beating her boyfriend with a metal detector for watching porn. https://www.wkyt.com/content/news/Elderly-Florida-woman-accused-of-hitting-boyfriend-with-metal-detector-for-watching-porn-563236502.html
* A mom busted her kid for using Alexa to cheat on his his homework. https://wrif.com/2019/10/16/a-mom-busts-her-kid-for-using-alexa-to-help-with-homework/
* This guy asked farmers if he could have sex with their animals and then retaliated when he was denied. https://www.njherald.com/news/20191010/vernon-man-asked-to-have-sex-with-farm-animals-placed-tire-deflation-devices-on-driveways-when-denied
* An Area 51 scientist claimed she was impregnated by an alien prisoner. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/area-51-scientist-claims-she-was-impregnated-by-an-alien-prisoner/

Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!