The Two Bobs Podcast

The Two Bobs Podcast


TTB108: Cuddle Therapy

August 26, 2019

The Two Bobs episode 108 for Monday, August 26, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob had an Underground Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/underground-mountain-brown/
* Robert enjoyed a Wolf Pup Session IPA from Golden Road Brewing. https://www.goldenroad.la/beers/wolf-pup-session-ipa
* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll plant Donald Trump ecstasy on you and call the cops.

* Bells has a Light Two Hearted Ale just in case you’re into those kinds of things. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/bells-light-hearted-ale-low-calorie-beer-two-hearted-ipa
* Fall is near and therefore all the pumpkin spice things are coming, including this latest one: Pumpkin Spice Mystery Meat! Alright, it’s SPAM...so basically the same thing. https://www.cnet.com/news/pumpkin-spice-spam-is-coming-and-its-not-a-joke/
* This week’s CRAZY NEWS will blow your mind so bad you’ll have to change your underwear. Enjoy!

* Florida man bought $8,000 rims for his hooptie, claimed they were stolen, then tried to sell them on Craigslist. http://thefloridamantimes.com/raytheon-slater-florida-man-august-9
* Is that a hand grenade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Tells-Deputies-He-Has-Live-Grenade-During-Traffic-Stop-Later-Arrested-533591791.html
* What screams ‘MAGA’ more than illegal drugs with our pumpkin-colored President on them? (Answer: Everything) https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-ecstasy-pills-donald-trump-head-president-20190818-tnj7irunurft3cx5z7dsny42my-story.html
* Most call it cuddle therapy. We call it prostitution. Talk amongst yourselves. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7371783/Cuddle-therapist-accused-sexual-misconduct-NIPPLE-ended-womans-mouth.html
* This virgin got in trouble for performing a home castration. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-charged-with-performing-castration-at-home
* Are you a grown-ass man living in your parents’ basement and unable to hold a job? If so, you probably play Pokémon Go. We gotta hand it to this guy though. https://abc7.