Tom Blackman Podcast
55 Can you cook your chicken by slapping it?
Just because science says something is possible doesn't mean it's what you should do
Honey, are you ok? You’ve hardly touched your slappy chicken
I originally read this article about 3 years ago and it was so intriguing, both that you could theoretically slap a chicken into cooked state or that someone has actually researched it
No joke
I won’t bore you with the maths
TLDR: 23,034 slaps
or
1 HUGE slap at 3725.95mph
Imagine having that power
“I AM THOMAS,
I CAN COOK A CHICKEN IN ONE SLAP
BOW BEFORE ME OR BE SLAP COOKED”
What’s the point of this?
While it may be possible to cook a chicken by a thousand slappy special move (if you’ve played Street Fighter 2 you’ll know)
This probably isn’t the best way to cook chicken on a regular basis
Even if you are LORD THOMAS then delivering the SUPER SLAPstill probably isn’t the best use of your energy