Austin Staton and Jeremy Paxton tend to their affairs as Zack and Kevin cuddle up and play get-to-know-you. We discover Kevin eavesdrops at Starbucks and once went on a first date so bad it ended with Toby Keith assaulting him in Atlanta. Also, find out how Zack (almost) single-handedly started an epidemic in England. Kevin skewers Zack for his Fox News affinity in the wake of the Wayne Simmons fraud scandal, and Zack finally explains why he isn’t on social media.