“You know, I don’t think that kids are sniffing enough markers. I think we can really resolve this issue. Kids should really be inhaling more artificial flavorings and chemicals... marker chemicals.” Media

Hang onto your fanny packs, this is by far the wildest epidode yet! - “All the a-holes who are on the wrong side of history, when history flips its cookie, you’re not allowed to eat the cookie!” Media

“When I read some of the pages in this book I start to frown. Can we make my face stop frowning? Can we put words in here that make my face go up?” - Media

“I used to nut like nobody’s business. I used to be spiky and I used to nut everywhere.” - Media