“Normally when things are super I’m all aboard. But not in this case. Like a super-rainbow, or a super-disco, or a super-orgy - I’m all-in… in more ways than one.” - “There’s a stealthed gay approaching me. Fabulously advancing.” -

“I wish there was a Sandlady so sleep wasn’t so gay” - “This chili tastes like steroids and anger” - “In our dojo there wasn’t even a shower there was just a creepy, back, tatami room where everyone just got nude and put on their gis.

“He’s created a neverending river of happiness throughout all of eternity. And I would thank you to respect that! And do your laundry in it, as well!” - “Where’s Kirk… Nathan??” - “If I get a ‘pizza job’ I’m working at Dominos.

“Coolness first. Excellence second. Safety third.” - “If there is a god and, like we said before, if he has a torso and intestines and a penis and everything, and like an anus... or anii, I would assume he would give himself eight,

“I stopped giving shits two weeks ago. That is why I am speaking to you in this doctor’s office.” - “Somehow it’s in my butt and my mouth!” - “Plus you have a human skeleton jammed inside of you. Like an extra one.

"How mustachioed can you be while you fix my coffee!?" - "Is this stone flawless?” “Well in a way. Do you believe in ghosts?" - "Bullying is the cycle of life. Goats get bullied by eagles off of cliffs."

“You don’t have Alzheimer’s, it’s just more like your mind works as a conveyor and as you put things on it, they fall off the other end.” - “Turds! Why don’t you walk turds that shed and hand me that shovel.” -

“You’re the one making yourself look like a tiny plastic hamster in your own mind. That’s something YOU need to address.” - “I’m wide open. As soon as we sign off here I’m gonna go buy as many drugs as I can and do them all day. You know me.

“In a binary cat system there will always be a larger gravitational pull in one of the cats” - “More into the whorin’!” - “Well I’m glad I’m not just looking at dumb fabric covering your torso. It’s a good thing that there’s a space-scape and two...

“How are you, Tedworth?” ... “I’m jotally tacked!” - “If your name was Max Pimpage you would have no choice but to do everything whoredly.” - “What are you doing here!?” ... “Definitely not setting up cameras.” -