“You’re the one making yourself look like a tiny plastic hamster in your own mind. That’s something YOU need to address.”

“I’m wide open. As soon as we sign off here I’m gonna go buy as many drugs as I can and do them all day. You know me. Shooting drugs into my body. With guns. With drugs guns.”

“I’m constantly generating new pubes. At a rate heretofore unheard of!”

"I will be in the Guinness Book of World Records under 'Most Pubes'!"

“My feet were born with balls but I’m going to have them removed. I’m going to have the balls of my feet reduced because my feet identify as female.”

“I’m not judgmental about contractual face-eatings. That’s not why I’m here.”

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