“How are you, Tedworth?” ... “I’m jotally tacked!”

“If your name was Max Pimpage you would have no choice but to do everything whoredly.”

“What are you doing here!?” ... “Definitely not setting up cameras.”

“See that’s really what hung up the Wright brothers. They had the wings. They had all that figured out. But they had to figure out how to vaporize feces while they were flying. That’s really mostly why the first flight was so short too. They were like, ‘God, I have to take a massive shit and we haven’t figured this out yet! Could you please land?’”

“That’s just another reason for fuck Arizona. It’s a desert. They have wallaroos. Do you need to hear any more?”

“Sometimes cats melt”

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