"This is time for swears. Like poopinanny!"

"I'm taking a Donald Dump. A big hairy dump. Big hairy sun-blasted dump. Leathery. Wrinkly. Slippery. Full and robust! Could be worse. Could be chunks. At least it's a solid BM. A bitch movement."

"It was a 3D poo and it was delicious!"

"Opinions are like assholes. There's like five of them listening to this podcast."

"It's like Jackass mixed with Punk'd mixed with a tornado of ass"

"Speaking of anus… RuPaul’s Drag race is one of my favorite shows ever"