“Over here the bubbles just sit on beanbag chairs and flip you off when you ask them to vote.”

“They didn’t say that the impending robot war would be so straight gangsta.”

“You can just sit there and whine and try to stop bullying by wearing pink t-shirts or you actually go start a business or get a job.”

“I’m gonna go meet an asian guy with a fu-man-chu beard on a mountain and I’m gonna punch the shit out of some wood and I’m gonna come back and I’m gonna karate chop some dude’s junk off. As a service. Free of charge.”

“Here are some metaphorical kid gloves. You will be using them a lot.”

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