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90 - Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman, Part 4
August 13, 2019

We were warned that this script got a bit icky, and this is the part where Joss finally endangers his Feminist Cred, as Diana is made less of a Wonder Woman and more of a Wonder Possession. And all for a man. For shame. If you'd like more,...

89 - Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman, Part 3
August 06, 2019

Steve and Diana arrive in Gateway City, where Diana faces off against Strife for the first time in what must be the biggest coincidence since that Venom goop randomly fell right next to Peter Parker in Spider-Man 3. Also like Spider-Man 3, there...

88 - Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman, Part 2
July 30, 2019

It's part 2 of Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman and things have not gone too badly thus far... Diana establishes herself as a badass, we meet some proper villains, and a reporter is murdered by a train...dragon...skull...thing. Enjoy some fun...

87 - Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman, Part 1
July 23, 2019

Shawn, Kelly and Joshua start reading Joss Whedon's much-reviled 2006 Wonder Woman script! It starts off with a pretty straightforward Wonder Woman origin story and, honestly, there's not much to be upset about in this first episode. Joss is a great...

86 - Gladiator, Part 6 FINALE
July 16, 2019

This is it! The stunning finale of Gladiator 2! And by stunning, we mean "wherein literally not a single thing that has been set up in the entire script gets paid off and the story is completely abandoned in the middle of what should be the climax in...

85 - Gladiator Part 5
July 09, 2019

As we reach the penultimate segment of our journey through... whatever this script is... we find that the unyielding resolve of the Christians is... pretty yielding, honestly. We get to spend some time with some pretty hip cats, get to stare at some...

84 - Gladiator, Part 4
July 02, 2019

Maximus reconnects with his son. Meanwhile, Lucius proves himself be a total douchebag. Meanwhile, Giraffes get a bizarre mention, and we find out that the pen is indeed mightier than the sword... in the most ham-fisted way possible. And in...

83 - Gladiator Part 3
June 25, 2019

Maximus continues on his quest to... something something Rome? Look, I'm sorry. This script makes no sense, has no structure, and was almost certainly written only during Nick Cave's blackout periods. Trying to summarize what's happening in a given...

82 - Gladiator, Part 2
June 18, 2019

This week, we're diving further into Gladiator 2, the aborted attempt to resurrect Russell Crowe's Maximus by having him... wander aimlessly through the afterlife? Find out how bad something as great as Gladiator could go wrong! And don't forget...

81 - Gladiator 2, Part 1
June 11, 2019

"Gladiator 2," you may ask? -- Yes, you read that right. "Didn't the titular Gladiator die," you may ask? -- Oh, yes. "Who wrote this," you may ask? -- Nick Cave. "The musician," you would be remiss not to ask? -- The very same. "I loved 'Red...