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98 - Indiana Jones and the Monkey King, Part 7
December 03, 2019

I know we’ve given you Nazi speedboats, machine gun arms, haunted castles and even a giant tank, but part 7 is where things really start to get silly! We’re talking distracted giant tank driving, African Mountain Sharks, golden cities and...

97 - Indiana Jones and the Monkey King, Part 6
November 26, 2019

This whole episode is basically just the fight against the giant tank. BUT OH, WHAT A FIGHT! It has a Rhino! And a Ravine! And a bi-Plane! And a friendship tree! The giant tank sequence is basically the Death Star Trench run, but if the Ewoks were...

96 - Indiana Jones and the Monkey King, Part 5
November 19, 2019

As we re-join Indy, he is in the midst of a huge pirate battle in the Zambesi river. But that’s far from the most exciting thing to happen to Indy in this episode! Because we go from Pirates to the jungle, where the Nazis have unleashed a new weapon...

95 - Indiana Jones and the Monkey King, Part 4
November 12, 2019

Hey there. Are you looking for some exposition? WE’VE GOT IT! Are you looking for a bunch of Betsy hijinks? WE’VE GOT THAT TOO! How about some Pirates? Oh, we’ve fucking GOT THAT. Join us for Part 4 of Chris Columbus’ most notorious script, as...

94 - Indiana Jones and the Monkey King, Part 3
November 05, 2019

Part three opens with Indy having just arrived in Africa, where he quickly meets an immortal pygmy, upsets some Nazis, and has to get in a speedboat chase in order to rescue that pygmy from those Nazis, lest he give Hitler the secret to his...

93 - Indiana Jones and the Monkey King, Part 2
October 29, 2019

As we continue reading Chris Columbus’ Indy script, we wrap up the Scooby Doo portion (which appears to have no bearing on anything to come), we get some bizarre Professor Jones hijinks before our quest is finally established, and yes, there is a fair...

92 - Indiana Jones and the Monkey King, Part 1
October 22, 2019

Before we tell you about the episode, you should know: We have launched a Patreon page at http://www.patreon.com/TableReads -- sign up for ad-free episodes, early access, live-streamed recording sessions and more! Shawn, Josh and Jeff are reading a...

REISSUE: Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, Part 8 (Finale)
October 15, 2019

Our studio is being renovated, but we didn't want to leave you without the gift of terrible writing! So we're doing an AD-FREE reissue of our 2017 read of Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, by Jonathan Gems! It's from a different time in Table Reads, in...

REISSUE: Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, Part 7
October 08, 2019

Our studio is being renovated, but we didn't want to leave you without the gift of terrible writing! So we're doing an AD-FREE reissue of our 2017 read of Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, by Jonathan Gems! It's from a different time in Table Reads, in...

REISSUE: Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, Part 6
October 01, 2019

Our studio is being renovated, but we didn't want to leave you without the gift of terrible writing! So we're doing an AD-FREE reissue of our 2017 read of Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, by Jonathan Gems! It's from a different time in Table Reads, in...