Wackerle is mysteriously called away on "special assignment." So Dee and Special Guest Host Captain Carl discuss election night hysteria. Dee shares a story about a Trick or Treat disaster. Capt Carl tells us about a Minnesota man who was killed one too

Denise is back to talk about the possible legalization of prostitution in SF. Lance's story questions how far a woman can leap from a cliff in NSW, Australia. Dee's is about Facebooking gone horribly wrong. The listener's story is about a charred yorkshi

Dee is determined to skeeve Lance out with an introduction about ampu-fetishists. A West Melbourne (FLA) sex maniac kills a guy then steals his (probably worthless) stuff. An Iowan barroom brawler gets his second eye knocked out. A UK kebab-shop propriet

I been a moonshiner for nigh on 20 year...I spend all my money on whiskey and beer. A Royal Oak man dresses up his kids as the SS, but he's still a better parent than the Ramseys. A Los Angeles Deputy goes OJ all over everyone's asses. Mr Gay UK is vyin

The actual facts of Dee and Lance's Michigan excursion are illuminated. A butthole is stapled, by Dee. A shitbag is hurled courtesy of Lance. An infant may have been violated, from a listener. Moonshine is on its way! Hurrah!

To cut or not to cut? Dee Simon and Special Guest Host Sleazy E discuss the contentious topic of male circumcision with Ron Low, the founder and creator of the TLCTugger, and Rabbi Bob, Dee's father, who is an authority on the snipping of foreskins.

A horrifying genetic disease that you've probably never heard of. Minister fucks wifes comatose body. Spree killer fields call from victim's daughter. Russian Satanists eat teens and crucify rodent. Email.

Lance went to Prison this morning, but the show must go on. On the streets of Killedelphia, hammer-bludgeonings abound. In the booths of Denny's people attempt to self-stab themselves out of drug overdoses. In China, teenage girls fly off like water-roc

Scott Michaels of Findadeath.com and the Dearly Departed Tours comes on SW to give us the lowdown on celebrity and other notable deaths. Scott has a load of obscure knowledge that you listeners are sure to enjoy. He'd be the perfect Jeopardy contestant

What collectible historical body part do you covet? Wackerle explores more diaper fetish issues. Simon wonders why anyone would want a hunchback's hump. Listener considers the going barter-rate of sex with a five year old in Texas. Listener calls and ema