Sam checks out Costco trolleys, gets new tyres on the car and enjoys a crusty massage chair. Dave puts up some Christmas lights, and they both discuss the lights in their neighbourhood. Dave tries to get some gift ideas but fails once again.

Sam talks about returning to work after being a stay at home mum for 11 years and nearing the end of her law degree. They put up their christmas decorations and discuss their eldest finishing primary school.

Sam and Dave talk about deleting their Facebook accounts, and how Sam prefers Twitter. Two old parents also try and work out what the kids these days are into.

Sam and Dave discuss the youtube video 'Back to the Fax', with a diversion into the differences between podcasts and youtube as a broadcast medium. Who will win the "we need a fax machine" battle?

After a diversion into the world of Star Trek, Sam and Dave discuss home automation with a focus on smart light bulbs which almost causes an argument. They also discuss their new air conditioner which is about to be installed.

Sam and Dave discuss American vs Australian shopping trolleys, Costco and the IKEA divorce rates

Our first episode proves that we have no idea what we are doing and are incredibly unprepared