Get ready for the worst Twilight movie ever...Breaking Dawn Part 1! This movie is 90 minutes of montages and chess. We attempt to unpack why everyone’s hair is plastered down, if Phil is the Manchurian Candidate, and why the Cullen’s island house has Scooby Doo secret passageway doors. We also discuss werewolf black tie, the confusing and creepy science of imprinting, and again, Stephanie Meyers’ lack of understanding of biology and the human body. Rate, review, and then let us know - are vampires part of the speed force?

Stats/info: 2011, directed by Bill Condon, starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Billy Burke, Peter Facinelli, and Elizabeth Reaser

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