Prepare yourself for another 2 ½ hour episode! This week we watch New Moon and discuss Edward’s love of GMILFs, Werther’s Original’s, and being a pretentious emo guy. We also discuss werewolf Winnie the Pooh situations, E.T. fingering, and Stephenie Meyers’ confusing understanding of the human body. Join us in more cackling and trash talking Bella, Edward, and the general wig game in this movie. Grab your smelling salts and give us a review before you pass out on your Victorian fainting couches.

Stats/info: 2009, directed by Chris Weitz, starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Billy Burke, Peter Facinelli, and Elizabeth Reaser

(Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)