You know a movie is going to be subpar when you can watch it in 10 parts on Youtube. This week we tackle 2007’s, “Blood and Chocolate” and it’s awful. From the main character who’s as boring as a cucumber or a wet sack of flour, to the parkour that Michael Scott, Dwight, and Andy could outdo, this movie sucks. Join us as we discuss the excessive use of the word “cousin,” why Hugh Dancy couldn’t of been Enlgish, and the fact that this would of been ten times better if the main gal was in wolf form the entire time. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll force you into the ritual run where you must make it to the river or be devoured by anamorphing wolves.

Stats/info: 2007, directed by Katja von Garnier , starring Agnes Bruckner, Hugh Dancy, Olivier Martinez, and Bryan Dick

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