Based on Clive Barker’s short story, we checked out Midnight Meat Train! We attempt to suss out if this movie was released in 3-D (it wasn’t), why the Subway Butcher grows barnacles (unclear), and what city this takes place in (New York City...or Chicago. Actually, definitely Los Angeles. Maybe.) Check this movie out for the some of the “human” names that were definitely aliens in disguise and every time someone cries badly. Remember to rate and review, otherwise we’ll see you onboard the Midnight Meat Train.

Stats/info: 2008, directed by Ryuhei Kitamura, starring Bradley Cooper, Leslie Bibb, and Vinnie Jones

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