“Ridley Scott does Labyrinth” is really how this movie should be billed (and yes, we know that Legend came out first). Get ready for our first truly divisive movie! Molly hates it, Jen loves it -  although, we can both agree we would 100% happily stay with Darkness. First order of business - take a Zyrtec and batten down the hatches because the amount of pollen/cotton floating around is upsetting. This week, we talk retinols, the crouching power pose (#dickout), and unicorn purity culture. Rate and review, otherwise Darkness will make you his bride...on second thought, rate and review, otherwise Darkness WON’T make you his bride.

Stats/info: 1985, directed by Ridley Scott, starring Tom Cruise, Mia Sara, Tim Curry, David Bennent, Alice Playten, Billy Barty, Cork Hubbert, and Annabelle Lanyon.

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