Three things we know about getting into a private 7+ boarding school, you must have a 10 pack, you must awkwardly play “I Love Rock n’ Roll” on a dive bar jukebox and then awkwardly dance, and last but most important, you must run some f*cking errands. This week we watch 2006’s, “The Covenant.” If you enjoy below average plot lines, hot men in tiny swim trunks, and witch puns, this movie is for you. Join us as we weave our way (because spiders) through this craptastic movie that does get a pass for providing eye candy and a case of the giggles for Molly. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll send you a Darkling.

Stats/info: 2006, directed by Renny Harlin, starring Steven Strait, Sebastian Stan, Laura Ramsey, Chace Crawford, Taylor Kitsch, Toby Hemingway, and Jessica Lucas

(Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)