Delicious. In a bad way.

Dining out, American style.

I love the smell of commerce in the morning

60 feet to success.

Exterminate. Exterminate.

"This is pretty much the worst video ever made."

Are you kidding? Where am I gonna find another toaster like this?

That's a beautiful scarf.

For a Kansas City Shuffle you need a body.

It's a new episode! And that starts with E which rhymes with P and that stands for pool.